So I think J.K. Rowling should write a historical saga about the Founders of Hogwarts.... Ravenclaw, daughter of an Arab scholar and a Viking Princess. Gryffindor, a Druid taken into slavery by the Romans and raised in Egypt. Slytherin, an Egyptian/Roman nobleman who can speak to snakes and helps the Druid slave boy he grows up with be free. Hufflepuff....a hot chick who gets knocked up...I DUNNO OKAY. All four collide in England and take snazzy names.